me: it’s a long story

person: i have time!


(Source: the-truth-talks, via lookatmefamous)

  • me: omg now I get it!
  • friend: u get what?
  • me: you know, when things heat, they expand
  • friend: and?
  • me: I'm not fat, I'm hot


either i

  • dont have enough followers to get hate

or i

  • am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about

(via 1daniphantom4)

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